Kelsey just confessed to me:
“I’m watching the sound of music right now and it totally reminds me of you. I don’t know why. I think you would fit in well with the Von Trapps” Amen to that sister, Thats what I have been saying for years! Dana Von Trapp has a nice ring to it… sigh
COSMO: WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO MEET WOMEN?
PAULY D: "The nicest place to meet women would be a private gym or, like the mall or the airport"
THE SITUATION: "Church"
For her I changed pebbles into diamonds, shoes into mirrors, I changed glass...– Leo Gursky The History Of Love by Nicole Krauss
Sliced bread was invented in 1926 by Otto...
ohyeahfacts: I wonder what people said the best thing invented was before 1926
kristenhasswagga: RELIENT K | BE MY ESCAPE ...
I just thought this face was priceless :)
THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I JOAQUIN
… and then we made some new friends and I told them my name was...– Michelle
Michelle: You know the hot one who was once fat but then hot..
Michelle: He got fat again... he drank beer... but I talked to him in case he gets hot again...
Cover of Jefferson Airplane’s White Rabbit -...